Laugh, Love, Live Life!

T o hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

kin T ype realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.

T hank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Y ore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

Man wearing a cowboy hat

Employer‘s response:

Dear Bubba:

It’s OK Honey.. We’ve got spell check.

See you Monday

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