T o hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
kin T ype realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.
T hank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Y ore best aplicant so farr.
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
It’s OK Honey.. We’ve got spell check.
See you Monday