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Got To Love Us Seniors

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”


Who says senior citizens don’t wear stylish clothes. Hah!!

Minding My Own Business

MM900283201I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, Man … that could have been me!

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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Story posted by a friend on Facebook.

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