The Queens pet peeve hasn’t got anything to do with her three Pembroke Welsh corgis.
Apparently someone or maybe a couple of someone‘s have been nibbling, in the Queen’s corridors, on her nuts without permission.
In emails submitted and read out during the phone hacking trial, related to the interception of voice mails, for the now defunct News of the World tabloid editors, its learned that a memo had been issued to all officers telling them to “keep their sticky fingers out.” (of the Queens NUTS!)
While on patrol, the royal police officers are eating all the nuts from bowls left out around Buckingham Palace for the 87-year-old queen.
The Queen was so narked (annoyed) about the police (hear me say, “Not the Police!”) stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles that she started marking the bowls to see where the levels dipped, and drew lines on the sides in a bid to catch them out.
Judge John Saunders told the jury that these were “unfounded allegations.”
Buckingham Palace declined to comment.