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Nibbling on the Queens Nuts?

Nibbling the queens nuts
The Queens pet peeve hasn’t got anything to do with her three Pembroke Welsh corgis.

Apparently someone or maybe a couple of someone‘s have been nibbling, in the Queen’s corridors, on her nuts without permission.

In emails submitted and read out during the phone hacking trial, related to the interception of voice mails, for the now defunct News of the World tabloid editors, its learned that a memo had been issued to all officers telling them to “keep their sticky fingers out.” (of the Queens NUTS!)

While on patrol, the royal police officers are eating all the nuts from bowls left out around Buckingham Palace for the 87-year-old queen.

The Queen was so narked (annoyed) about the police (hear me say, “Not the Police!”) stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles that she started marking the bowls to see where the levels dipped, and drew lines on the sides in a bid to catch them out.

Judge John Saunders told the jury that these were “unfounded allegations.”

Buckingham Palace declined to comment.

MSN News


Tommy Franklin – Australia’s Got Talent

The Semi-Finals – Australia’s Got Talent 2013

His Audition on Australia’s Got Talent 2013


Tommy Franklin – Making Smiles

He is inspiring!

Giving smiles to others is what he loves to do.

Australia’s Got Talent 2013 Audition!

Tommy Franklin –The Semi-Finals

GED Test Answers

Question Smilie

The following questions were in a GED Test

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. (wtf!)

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q. Use the word ‘judicious’ in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head


Q & A were received via a forwarded email.


Never Forget 9/11

faces of the fallen

Image was made using “The Faces of the Fallen” from September 11th … We Remember.


The Charlie Daniels Band – Star Spangled Banner
A haunting instrumental of our National Anthem performed over the backdrop of our troops serving in the Middle East. This video was directed by Charlie’s manager, David Corlew and Read W. Riley, and shot when the band was on a Stars For Stripes tour in 2005.


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